fast cars, shooting stars

meanplastic:

my kids: sing us a song to sleep
me: ok
me: yo, I never fucked Wayne, I never fucked Drake

only-fakesmiles:
“the only thing I am good at.
”

only-fakesmiles:

the only thing I am good at.

chessys:

u know when u have a day that doesnt really follow the storyline of the rest of ur life like this weird holiday special thats never discussed again

thahalfrican:
“ kidxforever:
“ aaliyoh:
“ i’m.
”
God
”
The Internet was a mistake.
”

thahalfrican:

kidxforever:

aaliyoh:

i’m.

God

The Internet was a mistake.

me talking to myself: good point